You’ve just caught the catfish of a lifetime, the big fish you’ve been seeking for years.
You take a few pictures, trade high fives with your fishing buddies and slowly release the monster catfish back into the water, grinning from ear to ear.
You’re basking in the glory of the monster fish, replaying the whole thing in your head, thinking of the tale you’ll tell at the office on Monday. The fish will be twelve inches longer, ten pounds heavier and the fight will be twice as long, it's a fish tale.
You reach down while the story plays through your head, pick up your hand towel and begin wiping your hands clean.
That’s when the glory comes to a screeching halt.
You’ve whipped out your wife’s flowered kitchen towel to clean your hands, all your buddies are laughing, you know it’s not good.
You’ve just lost your man card!
Now you’re that goober who caught a monster fish and whipped out the girly towel in front of you’re buds, not good, not good at all.
You shove the towel in the console of the boat and begin to talk smack in attempts to redeem yourself. You know there’s a good chance you’ll be known as “flower towel” for the next twenty years.
Hours later you head back to the boat ramp, punch the throttle on the boat and “flower towel” goes flying in the air, never to be seen again.
You’re ship has sunk as your buddies chuckle some more. You’re stuck with “flower towel” from here on out dude.
Even worse, now you’ve got no chance of washing that kitchen towel you snagged from your wife and sneaking it back into place before she catches it.
Stop on the way home, with your buddies in tow and buy a replacement? Not a chance, you’ll have no way to escape “flower towel” then.
You’re just going to have to suck it up and deal with your wife. She’s going to go towel shopping and that towel just cost you a couple of hundred bucks, because she’ll have to buy a "whole new set", that's how chicks are!
You just blew your whole budget for those four new Whisker Seeker Chad Ferguson Signature Series Catfish Rods, all of your credibility and became the source of jokes for the next decade, and all with one stupid flower towel.
There’s hope for you yet “flower towel”, the Whisker Seeker Tackle Catfish Rag is here and it’s made for catfish action.
Whisker Seeker Tackle Catfish Rag specifications:
- Durable black 100% cotton terry cloth
- Extra-large (16"x26") for extra slime, lasts through a day's fishing
- Tri-fold, tacked it place so it stays folded and looks like new after every cleaning
- Quick release high quality rotating carabineer clip. Put it on your belt, hook it to the boat, it stays there.
- Fully embroidered Whisker Seeker Tackle logo
- No flowers included